I was thinking

What is the real importance of bathing and being clean? I mean, think about this. After a night out drinking and sexing up the ladies. Why shower? Let your natural smell come FORTH! Be a man I say, pronounce to the world who and what you are. Let your FILTH be your mantle of manhood! Let nothing stand in your way.

Hell you aint got much else these days!



BTW you guys missed it last night. I was out with my neighbor and I got hooked into Karioki (-1sp) but when the machine failed and did not give out the correct words, I was liquored up just enough to turn it around. So I did rude stand up comedy for about a hour. I first started by telling of the white people to "Embace their inner honkey". it got worse from there and I had the place in stitches. It was so bad that the MC to me later verbatim "YOU ARE NOT RIGHT". So I bought him a drink

I NEED to make that trip to Seattle! :)

What else do you do up there for fun? I would like to go Big Foot tipping. The deep woods could only add to the manly smells!

Oh yeah baby! See that is the spirit Rocks! That is what is needed more in the world today. However you have to understand that a weekend with Sonic and I is a very tasking adventure.

1) The wife will hate you because you come home more brash and brazen
2) You will enjoy not being politically correct so you will loose friends as you will say what is "REALLY" on your mind and not be afraid of it
3) You will come home smelly after a night of dabauchery. (-1sp)

I invite all to come and spend time with us. You will come here as you are, but you will leave a diffrent person!



HAIL TO THE KINGS BABY!

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Originally posted by [AK?]GovermentCheese

1) The wife will hate you because you come home more brash and brazen
2) You will enjoy not being politically correct so you will loose friends as you will say what is "REALLY" on your mind and not be afraid of it
3) You will come home smelly after a night of dabauchery. (-1sp)

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I can vouch for #3

Look I am not proud so I will tell the whole story.

My other neighbor runs the bar where I was the other night. He came over and told me the whole story. So it seems that I was drunk enough that after the machine failed, I made up my own words to a song that was pretty unintelligable by most of the people there. So after I noticed the preplexing look on peoples faces. I broke out the "Spank my xxx" song. So I was on the stage spanking my xxx and singing. Then after the song got people motivated I then stuck the mic between my xxx and clenched up and xxxxed into the mic, that is when I went into the rude stand up where I was the only black man in a redneck bar and just about insulted everyone and eveything.

AND PULLED IT OFF.

Zack (my neighbor who runs the bar) said that after I was done he had this look on his face of

"What in the X$*# just happened here?".

All I know is that I got a standing ovation from the crowd and I had about 50 bucks worth of drinks bought for me.

Ain't life grand.

Cheese, I've taken the liberty of editing out some of the more colorful language in your post. Nothing major, just try to keep this forum PG for the sake of the kiddies that visit. ;)

Roger thst!

Thanks Squid,

If I have offened anyone I apologize.

I am a bad man, and I love it!