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    StitchJones goes to camp.. The Movie!

    "One time, at Porn Camp...."

    Adult film-star wannabes will have their chance to learn the business this weekend at "Porn Camp" in Tampa, Fla.

    Led by actress Courtney Cummz, the seminar will cover everything from lighting and sound to legal advice. But the highlight of the three-day event is hands on — participants will shoot their own adult-film scene.

    "They will tell you, show you and then help while you make your own film ... that you will own the rights to," the seminar's Web site said.

    But the privilege doesn't come cheap, the St. Petersburg Times reports. The seminar costs $4,000 per person. About two dozen participants are expected for the event.
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    I thought he gave up pr0n for Lent.

    Wait... that was computer gaming. I guess he's good to go.
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    I wonder if Spitzer will be attending it's cheaper than before

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    I am so there!!!


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    So prostitution is legal...as long as your willing to
    A. Spend more than $20.00
    B. Learn how to properly film the experience for latter reference
    C. Participate in a weeks worth of foreplay before you get "hands on" privies.



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