Ok, so a post consisting of just a link is likely to get overlooked, but seriously, check this out.
http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html
A guy kept a journal for every week of his first kid's first year. It's wonderfully cynical and made me laugh out loud so hard that I cried all my makeup off. I sat and read all 52 weeks in one sitting. It's that good, and I don't even have/like kids.