Hi everybody:

Congratulations on a good win. I will say I'm stunned. Let's hope your guy, with full control of everything, can get some shit done without starting another war or doubling the U.S. total public debt. (Like your last guy.)

Even I, as your token commie, can see the bright side of this. First, I'm happy that we've finally heard the last of the Clintons. I hated her as much as you did and even as a King County Election Judge, I left the Presidential box on my ballot blank.

Second, the price of assault rifles and ammo just tanked! I think I'm going to buy a SIG Sauer MCX this weekend. They've been kind of hard to find lately...

If any of you are still alive and happen to read this, I hope all is well with all of you.