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    Shades Kentucky Three Kick Rule (lawyer joke alert).

    Subject: Kentucky Three Kick Rule

    A big-city, New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural Kentucky. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    The litigator responded, "I shot a duck, it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it."

    The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New York and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Kentucky. We settle small disagreements like this with the Kentucky Three-Kick Rule."

    The lawyer asked, "What is the Kentucky Three-Kick Rule?"
    The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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    ROFL...... ;-)

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    Should have just run the lawyer down with his tractor.

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    I always liked this old classic:

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    I always did love a good lawyer joke.

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    Lawyer jokes are always funny guys, just remember that one of our Brethren is also a Lawyer...

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