What ya' reading?

Me?
Trying to knock off every Dirk Pitt novel. Finished 8 since January.
(Inca Gold, Raise the Titanic, Shock Wave, Atlantis Found, Valhalla Rising, Flood Tide, & Dragon). Picked up Trojan Oddysee on Friday then I saw this book:
A Patriot's History of the United States which is going along slowly.

However, I would like to find this book:

(of course, it's a fark book. oh well)