Bathroom Standard Operating Procedures

[[AK]Nuts]

The folks where I am employed are quite disgusting when it comes to bathroom hygiene. Although a majority of us are salty-old mariners we're now white-collar, high-paid salaried employees. However it seems that your profession or your standing in your company or community doesn't impact your cleanliness. Folks that make $160,000 a year and have multiple degrees are just as gross as the next guy. (A poor assumption on my part, I admit)

For example, one of our top managers (we'll say #2 in charge) walks out of the stall, runs his fingers through his hair and walks out.

Another one turns on the water for less that 1/1000th of a second to 'wash' his hands.

Cell-phone use while in the crapper is on the rise and quite disgusting.

(although the funniest thing it that our president's feet barely touch the floor while he's sitting down... hahahahah)

What's your personal, work-place bathroom procedure?

(Thanks for fixing my typo. How'd ya do it?)