Pre-School

[[AK]Nuts]

The wife and I both knew right from the start that we wanted kids. We have a Norman Rockwellian dream and it's hard to have fun Christmases without kids or grandkids around the fireplace drinking hot cocoa and listening to Christmas stories. Sure we have more pressures and responsibilities now (and less time for gaming) but those rare moments of bliss are soooo worth the hassle.

Bests:
The first time Nuts Jr became cognizant of his penis and said, "My penis is getting big and strong just like me."

The first time Nuts Jr had diarrhea and yelled out from the bathroom, "Daddy, my fanny exploded!"

When Lily's only words are "Da Da Da Da Da" and she only says them when looking at me.

Worst:
Kids in hospitals
Lack of sleep

[[AK]Bojan]

I find that more and more of my friends (myself included) are choosing not to have children. Maybe it's a generation thing, or maybe everyone is just selfish like me.

Bleh got to watch out for them selfish wemon. I was doing my part populating the world with good stock but my wife had me fixed.

[[AK]Hylander]

My wife says I'm the only child she needs - I take that as a compliment as I fight the urge to grow up.

Plus, when my mother was still alive she always told me - "I hope one day you have children who behave just like you did." OK - That scared any chance of wanting kids right out of me!

[[AK]Squidly]

My wife says I'm the only child she needs - I take that as a compliment as I fight the urge to grow up.

Plus, when my mother was still alive she always told me - "I hope one day you have children who behave just like you did." OK - That scared any chance of wanting kids right out of me!

Funny thing about kids. It's perfectly reasonable to expect that you'll never want them, until you do.

It can be the furthest desire from your mind, but it can "click on" at any time.

So take this opportunity to get neutered.

[[AK]Hylander]

So take this opportunity to get neutered.

Should I get some frozen just in case?

[[AK]Nuts]

So take this opportunity to get neutered.

THIS HURTS